Finals

This is Prada’s press-secretary hijacking the blog on behalf of Her Royal Majesty. I’m here to do a special on dog guides and semester finals. THEY DO NOT MIX! In Prada’s voice:

I don’t understand it. She sits there and stresses over books and papers for no good reason, and she does it for hours and hours! What’s the point? No exercise, no games, no fun, no food sometimes… We don’t go on many walks, not even on our routine. And when we do go out? We go to the same place, DSS office. We got to a little office in the back and she sits there and writes on papers for hours and hours and hours. At least she started bringing my bone for me sometimes… Then we come back and we play fetch for an hour! And then it starts all over again…

Press-secretary again: finals are rough on both dog guides and people. Her Royal Majesty suggests that regular fetch breaks and walks are excellent stress-relief mechanisms for both parties involved and absolutely necessary for maintaining proper blood flow and resting the student’s eyes. It will improve moral and test performance by a stunning uncalculated percentage!